Being the Continuing Adventures of a Woman and her Trusty Kayak in New York Harbor, the Hudson River, and Beyond.
(with occasional political rants just to keep things lively!)
I want a "Q ship" (disguised as a merchant vessel) to capture a bunch of pirates.
Then, forget waterboarding; I would run the pirates through several days of riding on little boats through a tunnel while listening to "It's a Small World After All." Aaargh, matey! Then finish them off with American daytime television.
I like the understatement: "They may not always make rational decisions."
ReplyDeleteI want a "Q ship" (disguised as a merchant vessel) to capture a bunch of pirates.
ReplyDeleteThen, forget waterboarding; I would run the pirates through several days of riding on little boats through a tunnel while listening to "It's a Small World After All." Aaargh, matey! Then finish them off with American daytime television.
A fearsome fate indeed.
ReplyDeleteFictional pirates are so much cooler than real ones.
Pat: That's really inhumane. Make sure it's Dr. Phil
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