(with a wink & warm regards to Wenley & Pia!)
THE REDHEAD
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.!
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, sh e cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. .
Wait for it. .
It's coming.
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
***ba-dum CHAAAAA!!!***
Ba ha ha ha haaaaaaaa! Hey, I wasn't going to post this week - homework, housework, work work & a hot date with my honey have got my time sewed up...aren't you just lucky that I've got old friends who like to make people laugh? Or at least groan! Couldn't resist passing it on.
ps - confidential to "Eyes": I kayak. I sail. But I don't post as KayakNSail. Not here, not anywhere else. Pity jumping to conclusions isn't an aerobic activity, you guys would all be over in Beijing doing our country proud right now!
;D
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