Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Phocine

Phocine: adj. Zoology
Of, relating to, or resembling seals.

When you're out for a winter paddle, and you're really hoping to see a seal, it's really amazing how many things there are out there that can resemble a seal. There are seal-shaped rocks, seal-shaped lobster pot markers, seal-shaped Clorox bottles, seal-shaped coconuts, all sorts of seal-shaped things.

Here, for example, we have a seal-shaped piling.


And here, by way of comparison, we have a seal-shaped seal.


See what I mean???

As I'd mentioned a couple of days ago, we had had a verified sighting of genuine seal-shaped seal out by Ruffle Bar the weekend I was out in PA, so I was seriously on the lookout for seals when we were out there on Saturday. Boy, did that piling ever have me fooled for a second! Just the right size, just the right color, and when I first saw it out of the corner of my eye, I was seriously fooled!

(Seal-shaped seal photo courtesy of Stevie. Thank you Stevie!)

10 comments:

Michael said...

Bonnie, years ago when I lived with the Inuit in hunting camps, I was offered the chance to stalk a seal basking on the ice. I spent about half an hour slowly getting closer and closer to the seal and finally took a shot. Nothing seemed to happen. Thinking I'd got the seal, I got up and walked over to it. I'd just killed a garbage bag someone had left on the ice! The story of my kill passed around for the rest of the summer making me a 'hero' of sorts...

bonnie said...

What a wonderful story!

Now, of course, I have to ask -

was it just a random garbage bag, or did your hunting companions play a little joke on you?

Good one either way. Those darned seal-shaped non-seals strike again!

PeconicPuffin said...

So did you see any seal-shaped seals? (Is that your photo?)

BTW today is a day for groundhogma

bonnie said...

No seals on Saturday. We did see tons of seals out at Jones Beach a couple of weeks ago, which was when Stevie got that picture. I was between cameras at that point.

EscapeVelocity said...

I used to date a seal-shaped human. He had the mustache thing going on, too. And he liked herring.

bonnie said...

What a mental picture! :D

bonnie said...

Big brown eyes?

will said...

i like learning words like "phocine." it gives me goosebumps . . . er seal bumps. your post helps me recall seeing a buoy in the ice-choked merrimack 2+ decades backs and feeling sure it was a walrus. my head said i was nuts, but my gut was sure: walrus. i stopped relying much on my gut after that.

EscapeVelocity said...

Pinniped is a good word, too. Or, in German (can't be bothered to go dig up the appropriate characters right now), Flossenfuessler.

bonnie said...

That would cover Will's walrus-shaped buoy, too!