I'm afraid I'm a little stalled out on the Ballad of the Schooner Anne, just a little short on time for the other 73 verses. Actually there was a commenter who I was tempted to pass that project on to anyways - if they're reading, they know who they are - which is good 'cause I don't, they were anonymous, but I was pretty darned impressed with their version, which was already longer than mine.
But I did come up with a new poem that I thought I'd inflict on you tonight. It's just a little poem, 'cause the subject isn't very big. Enjoy.
I am a baby
With very cute feet.
If you'd like to see them
I'll show you, tout de suite!