Four days to Christmas
Four days to Christmas
Just enough time to do your Christmas shopping
These are the people who shop in time, just in time, barely in time
These are the people who calculate with clinical precision
Four days to Christmas
Four days to Christmas
These are the folks who never waste a second
Full of a chilly efficiency
Loaded with gall
Never too early and never late
AND THEY'RE THE WORST OF ALL!
(Simultaneously)
Cashiers: Thank you, thank you, please call again, do call again, thank you
Customers: Thank you, thank you, we'll call again, we'll call again, thank you
From the musical She Loves Me.
And I'm off to meld with the madding crowds. I'm on vacation but it's going to be way busier than the quiet-2-weeks-at-home that had been the plan up until a week or so ago. Posting will get a bit sparse!
Happy Holidays, everyone!
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