No contest...

OK, it's official - you guys are hysterical and I can't call this a contest because "contest" implies "winner", and I can't begin to pick my favorite. Kayaklepsy? Kayakalypse? Looking for lost car keys? Passed out after a poo widdle dwinky? Every trip to comment moderation has brought a new giggle, so I declare everyone who commented to be the winner, and if you didn't read the winning entry, well, here they all are.

Virtual drinks all around!





I Decide To Shoot a Beer Commercial in Anegada



Oh...and just in case anybody needs it, here's some good strong black coffee, too...



:D