Sunday, January 09, 2011

Caption Contest!



What's going on here?

29 comments:

Painless Mama said...

Roll, roll, roll your boat!

Tillerman said...

Some kayakers are very hot and tired after a long paddle so they are lying down in the water to cool off and have a nap.

moonstruck said...

My goodness! If you are that thirsty, try gator aide!!!

Dennis G

Michael said...

Nap time on the Bay?

bonnie said...

so sleeeeeepy!

Mojo said...

Perhaps it was the tryptophan?

... or maybe the wine?

Unless they're clamming--hard duty in a kayak

Baydog said...

Kayakalypse

O Docker said...

So for New Years, we paddled 50 yards and stopped for a little drink, then another 50 yars and jus anodder widdle dwinky poo we do, and den anodder 50 dwinky doos and stop we poo for jus a yard and den...

bonnie said...

tha'sh *hic* my favrit sho far!

Pandabonium said...

Mermaid!

ol philosophizer said...

"Despite recent elections, we still lean to the left in NY"

JP said...

US team caught practising for new Olympic sport of synchronised kayak ballet

Adriftatsea said...

The new kayak domino contest???

JP said...

She's got a camera - duck!

bonnie said...

These are getting better and better. Here, I've got one -

Scientists are investigating this latest mysterious wildlife die-off.

bonnie said...

Or how about:

Evidence of the new cold-resistant strain of tsetse fly was first observed in Jamaica Bay in January 2011

JP said...

NY in shock as killer mermaids catch two kayakers!

JP said...

Scientists identify flaw in using lead to make kayak paddles

bonnie said...

Ha! Capt. JP's on a "roll"!

execrable pun entirely intentional!

JP said...

Buff Staysail's kayak training course cancelled after health and safety fears

JP said...

Buff Staysail's "no worries rolling" course cancelled after health and safety alert

bonnie said...

Oh dear, I think I have to announce Capt. JP the winner, by volume alone!

As a reward, I may try to produce those diagrams he was asking for.

Tillerman said...

Look, I'm sorry you dropped your car keys but it's 20 foot deep here and I really can't see them.

bonnie said...

I just laughed audibly!

O Docker said...

I wrote my entry for Bonnie's caption contest, posted it, and then decided to have a little drink.

Then I thought about my entry a little bit, wrote something better, and decided to have jus anodder wee liddle ol drinky poo. Then I forget where I file dwinky poo and coulnt post-it so had jus more drink anodder to help me settle.

So now here I be on your bloog Tilermann and why are yo posing all bout kayaks???

JP said...

Avant guarde underwater installation puzzles art critics

PeconicPuffin said...

Kayak savasana?

Baydog said...

yakalepsy

Anonymous said...

"Hey, what kind of boat is that there.... on the bottom???"

"I think it is surely one of those skutsjens ... must have gotten lost?"

"And sunk by a local elephant?"

Best, Calico