Well shiver me poopdeck and splice the mizzen, 'tis the Battlin' Belgian, Cap'n Roosterbeam the Relentless, the Terror of the Hudson! North Bound at sunrise at the Tappan Zee Bridge, for the sacking of Albany - formerly known as the capital of the state of New York, henceforth to be known as SCARANOBOATVILLE!!! ARRRR!
(although when it comes right down to it, he might relent if somebody just has the sense to give him a cold Corona...)
(oh yeah..."Scaranoboatville" idea was swiped, in modified form, from Captain Sarah!)
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