I'm gonna live to be 94!
Assuming I don't get eaten by a shark, break my neck surfing, drown, stung to death by wayward Australian box jellies, or any of those other lovely things that listed in the standard waiver any reputable paddlesport outfitter would have you sign before they let you so much as wash your hands in the bathroom,
this link brought to you courtesy of that prime purveyor of peculiarity, ScottChicken
eek, too many Scotts!
and actually there's no courtesy involved, I liked it so I swiped it, ha ha ha!