Terrible Shark Attack On The Gowanus Canal

It was just terrible. You knew they were trouble when they paddled up in their sleek sharkmobile with the sign that read, "We're gonna EAT the competion!". And then, after doing a sharky victory dance, they drank all the vodka, they ate the emcee, and then, as if that wasn't enough, they started in on terrorizing the children. Seriously. Sharks. You can't take them anywhere.