As I looked around my apartment with an eye to personal defense in light of a certain warning shot fired across my (virtual) bow by Mr. OnKayaks, I realized that I have, over the years, and without premeditation, amassed quite a pillow stockpile, and it would be wrong of me to allow the poor fellow to launch in on any pillow attacks without first giving him a clear indication of the size of the pillow arsenal here in Frogma's Brooklyn lily pad...

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