For those who are on Facebook - this is almost as much fun as asking Google Maps for directions from Brooklyn to London.
Go to the very bottom of your Facebook page. On the left side (next to Facebook 2010) in little blue letters, you'll see "English(US)". Click on it. When the language list appears, click on English(Pirate).
Via a friend of a friend of an actual friend who posted that his son is in a major pirate phase. Poor kid, not much salt water in Illinois, I think they should move back to NYC!!!